Sunday 24 February 2008

Searching for the president in Tehran revolution

"The other question concerns this little corner of the earth whose land, both above and below the surface, has strategic importance at a global level. For the people who inhabit this land, what is the point of searching, even at the cost of their own lives, for this thing whose possibility we have forgotten, a political spirituality. I can already hear the French laughing, but I know that they are wrong." Michel Foucault, Le Nouvel Observateur, October 16-22, 1978

TEHRAN, Feb 17, 2008 (AFP) — An Iranian ayatollah died suddenly of a heart attack during an impassioned speech lashing out at insults against the family of revolutionary founder Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini in the run-up to elections. He had been responding to unprecedented ultra-conservative attacks against Hassan Khomeini, Ayatollah Khomeini's respected grandson, who had criticised mass disqualifications in the March election and military interference. He also quoted a letter from Khomeini from the early days of the revolution denouncing "reactionaries who attack the family and friends of the Imam Khomeini under the pretext of defending him." The manner of Tavassoli's sudden death underlines the tensions ahead of the March 14 parliamentary election. Hundreds of reformist candidates have been disqualified in initial vetting while the head of the Revolutionary Guards made a surprise announcement that the elite force favours conservatives in the race. Hassan Khomeini, who rarely makes comments in public, had bitterly criticised both of these events prompting extraordinary attacks against him by ultra-conservatives

Expressing a human need, I've recently liked very much coffee and cigarrettes in the mornings. Semetimes I also take a look to my old emails or letters sent by friends and family while enjoying my first smoke of the day.

11 February 1979

Dearest Searching for the president in Tehran

I just heard in the news about the passing of Searching for the president in Tehran revolution. My heart goes out to you in deepest sympathy Gods will be done. He has lived a good little life and he has gone to a better place now. You were expecting it and it was so nice you could have seen him on 9th February 2008 even if it was too short. You have my prayer and love and I will see you soon.

God bless you and his soul

Yours,
Searching for the president in Tehran revolution

P.S. Sorry, I forgot that I should have come for the coffee. As everything else wrong, it caused by a misunderstanding and can be sorted out just by saying "Sorry"

Monday 11 February 2008

Prelude to Searching for the president in Tehran revolution

Iranian revolution was the revolution that transformed Iran from a monarchy under Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, to an Islamic republic under Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, the leader of the revolution and founder of the Islamic Republic. It has been called "the third great revolution in history," following the French and Bolshevik revolutions. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution)


By looking at the wiki page related to Searching for the president in Tehran revolution, you will find a sign of Farvahar as the first picture on the left hand side, one of the first symbols documented in ancient Searching for the president in Tehran.

Today is the 29th anniversary of Searching for the president in Tehran revolution, an event which changes the history of my being, not only that; but also I believe, it change something in my genomes as well. I am kind of sure about that.

I think in order to trace Searching for the President in Tehran revolution, the image of Farvahar, the picture on the left hand side of the wiki page, is the best medium. But that is not the case...

I don't want to talk about the relatives nor the background. Today I just want to have my morning coffee with Searching for the president in Tehran revolution. Just enjoying being with an old friend and trying to freely experience him as he is....A man, with a body and soul....A friend, who has followed me everywhere even when I have had the most private moments. I saw him this weekend in my bed room. It was 5:00 AM and he woke me up....

- Sorry, have you got sleeping pills?

I was entirely naked. Beside me was a sleeping goodbye. So beautiful, innocent and peaceful like a marble archetypical sculpture of the feminie spirit made by evolution...I went down to find something for him in Andy's cupboard. Andy always has kind of things. When I came back, I just find a note on my pillow:

"Sorry, I have to leave. But I will be back soon. Would you like to have your morning coffee with me on my Birthday? It is on Monday. You did forget it, didn't you? No worries at all. I just want to have a coffee with you. It is a long time that we have said goodbye to each other…Stay cool"

Yes, I did forget it. But was it a real goodbye when he has been always following me like my shadow? I am kind of used to him. If I don't see him around for a while I will start panicking that something is wrong...I am sure we both like each other but we can't bare each other sometimes. At the same time, we need each other. I know he is always there and he knows I am always there. Not long ago, I disappointed him badly and he was kind of very angry of me. That's why I made a move and tried to talk to him, because I was sure he would be gone, if I don't do so...He told me what he was thinking. I tried to listen properly and think about what he was saying....From then, things have been quite OK between us, but I can absolutely feel something is missed. Is it word? Is it feeling? Is it a click?

I went again to bed. She was still sleeping. I tried to be quiet, but she looked at me with her sleepy eyes. By a very gentle move, she opened her arms while sleeping and without saying a word, hugged me tight just like a baby. Her mouth was literally surrounding my noose and I could have felt that her breathing smelled like the next morning, full of sunshine and colors.


Is it the right time to say goodbye?

Thursday 7 February 2008

Where is Searching for the president in Tehran?

Salomon saith, There is no new thing upon the earth. So that as Plato had an imagination, that all knowledge was but remembrance; so Salomon gave his sentence, that all novelty is but oblivion. (Francis Bacon, Essays, LVIII)

It has been proved to me many many times that I am obliged to finish off the stuff that I've started....

Today, once and forever, I want to sort out the issue with this "Searching for the president in Tehran" little thingy...

Who is lab lab lab? Where is lab lab lab? How is lab lab lab?

I would like to faithfully confess that Searching for the president in Tehran is in me and I am in Searching for the president in Tehran...Kind of ultimate mutual interaction between two abstract concepts, me and a my surroundings....Logically, it deduces that everything related to me should be kind of Searching for the president in Tehran....So Searching for the president in Tehran is everything and nothing....A whole universe or just a magical electron....Physics says that there is no difference and all about is just the matter of scale difference....

Maths says too...

So maybe searching for the president in Tehran is some where in Super string theory or chaos mathematics...

I must have seen it some where...

I am sure I did...But I can't remember exactly....Like many other things.....When did I first heard about the puzzles and from who?

There are certain questions in daily life that answering them doesn't change anything particular in your life, but you die for the answer. You want to know the truth although it is as unnecessary as having another pair of shoes when you already have twenty. I still can solve puzzles and I will be able to solve them regardless to the knowledge that I am looking for....Solution is different from remembrance and of course narration from creation....

Maybe searching for the president in Tehran was in a train station. It was pissing down and he was waiting for some one who never came....

Maybe I saw his image on a cover of a book, titled "Trout Fishing in America" ...On that time, he was probably just a invisible dust around Brautigan's moustache or maybe just an unconscious feeling somewhere in the woman’s eyes....But he was indeed existing on the time that the photo was taken, although I, the one who I call I, was not existing at least in this time-space we labelled as reality....

Maybe it was some where missed in a conversation....You have to finish some thing up to the next morning....Perhaps, you smoked quite a lot. You had two shots of Whiskey and three cups of coffee....You are listening to The Tiger Lilies:

"...Murder is easy, Murder is fun. It's better than sex, I had always fun..."

You have to finish...But let me start to narrate my own version of it...

Your mobile rings...You don't know the number....You don't want to answer, because you are busy....But who is that number?....You are not answering....After 30 seconds, you call the number....

- Hi, I had a miss call from your number...
- My number?
- Yes, I just called back...
- If so, then you did have a miss call from my number
- ...
- ...
- ...
- Where are you?
- I am in my office...
- Now?
- Yes, I have to finish something....
- So you are busy?
- Yes, very much
- No time for a blow job then?
- Should be quick
- OK...

Just imagine how magical it is....a pretty sexy girl hooked on you in the middle of a boring office night when you are extremely devastated ....Five minutes after your pants is down and you have a sexy blond head going all the way, ups and down, on your little highway....Then she stays with you and helps you with your job...So you finish earlier than your expectation....You are very happy and of course very grateful for the help of your angel...

So you fuck her again....This time, hard enough to pay her kindness back....

I think you, yourself, are sure that this is the day...This day will become the most crucial point in your life. Why? Knowledge is not important because it doesn't change your destiny. Destiny decided that your life goes fantastic. You marry one day. You have a decent family and a wife whom you told once that she was the only love in your life....You progress, progress and progress....You get involved in politics and you will become the president of Searching for the president in Tehran....The most powerful man in the whole Searching for the president in Tehran...

But hold on....one day, you have a talk in the Parliament of Searching for the president in Tehran in order to suggest your life-time presidency....You are already sure about passing the rule....But reality is different from what we believe. You will see the head of the opposition with a woman....And you will remember her just by a sight....Fucking the same blond devil....

I am sorry; she was your Monica Lewinski....Just consider that things in Searching for the president in Tehran are not going as smooth as they are in America and of course you are not Bill Clinton...

Your government will collapse in the same day....People will up rise and United Nation will decide to interfere but before any one can do anything you will be hanged by revolutionary hard liners....Your wife will be rapped and killed...It will be in front of you eyes before your hanging ceremony....She will shout "I hate you" and bang....That's it....Her last words are going to be "I hate you" Yes, You....Your relatives will flee and your only 22 years old daughter will commit suicide in her holiday abroad, with his boyfriend while having sex with causing deliberate overdose by high amount of Heroin injection....

After some years you will become like Seyed Zia, Ahmad Shah or Shah Sultan Hussein...You even didn't kill enough to remain in the history....You are a total loser....

Searching for the president theory suggests that there might be two possible justifications for this dramatic trend in the narrated time series....First the music choice when you were working in your office could have quite an important role....You were singing with the song and it came back to you like a boomerang after some time....You were hanged and your wife was rapped....

I could have managed to verify this scenario quantitatively by some simulations..... I tried to simulate this time series by Searching for the president in Tehran's governing equations and I discovered that actually one of the teenager revolutionaries, the one that shagging your wife was his first sexual experience, was listening to The Tiger Lilies as well....Surprisingly enough, the same song....

Once, I decided to write a paper about the results of this simulation and I discussed it with my supervisor. He smiled and gave me a paper:

"Feedback Occurrences in Natural Evolving Systems"

So it had been discovered before. My simulation was just a narration of an existing theory.... A definite solution for a set of definite initial conditions....But I verify it through an alternative way.....By looking at it from Searching for the president of Tehran's point of view....

The second scenario that can be considered based on this framework is actually not the fact that you had fucked that blond bitch and then things came up in a nasty way....It was not even for the fact that you were absolutely corrupted in the power, or the fact that you were using cocaine extensively and became completely nuts and destroyed the whole Searching for the president in Tehran....It was not for the disappointment that you created for the nation....Also it was not for the fact that you lied to your wife and you had couple of mistresses, two sisters basically, one 28 and the other 34 when you bastard were between 58 to 61....You even asked them to have a threesome with you….Two sisters…And you loved it and I believe they did…But that wasn’t the reason….It was not even for the reason that sometimes you were wonking for your sister in law's 14 years old son when you had your morning showers....

No, The main reason was none of them....

Searching for the president in Tehran theory suggests that this is just the matter of randomness....All of us are the victims of circumstances and as every one knows shit can happen....

For instance on a particular day that many of us can still remember, a family in Kokar, a remote village in northern part of Iran, were watching the football match between Scotland and Brazil during the World Cup 1990....Many of us watched that match….I was not supporting Brazil but in their 9 members family, everyone was supporting Brazil....It was a free shoot...Branco was behind the ball...He shot directly to the head of number 10 in Scotland Team....He dropped like a falling leaf...15 minutes after he was sent off the pitch....Few hour afters he died....

And exactly the same time, yes, exactly exactly the same time, an earthquake happened in North of Iran and 55,000 people were killed including the whole family that I mentioned…
This is a true true story....No bullshit whatsoever....There is enough documents to verify this particular example of time synchronization. As Lorenz said "Flying a butterfly in China can create a massive storm in New York"

If you don't believe me, go and find out about these parallel stories by an easy search in the internet....

So basically, Searching for the president in Tehran theory is nothing but a medium to see the world through....Like all other filters, it has its own advantages and drawbacks....The most important issue is that it can justify certain events. For instance:

* Clemente the Basque coach, ex-Spanish national team manager, is going to sign with Iran....

* After the tragic wiping out of reformists for the next parliament election in Iran, Ahmad Borghani passed away in the age of 48. He was the governmental highest officer for newspapers during the reform period of Khatami....He was known as the Che of journalists....He was the member of parliament is the second parliament of the reform era, but he resigned and worked as an independent journalist....Once I saw him in a kind of exhibition....He was a fat smiley guy who could have been able to eat three portions of Chelo Kabab in a row....May god bless his soul and fill his stomach with divine Chelo Kabab....

* President Ahamdi Nejad launched the first Iranian satellite. US, EU and Russia expressed their extreme worries about the threat resulted from achieving Iran to the long distance missal technology. The same day Nicole Fardiani, The Persian photographer, died in his studio while working on his last collection of photos....He was terribly ill and was not able to talk in the last year of his life....

Based on Popper, the science aim is not proving the credibility of theories, but is concluding the discredibility of scientific frameworks....Therefore, as far as a theory works there is no justification to disagree with the theory and its outcomes....

That's why we have so many god damn bullshits around in Searching for the president in Tehran....

Searching for the president in Tehran becomes ridiculous....Life becomes ridiculous in Searching for the president in Tehran and even death....But from my personal Searching for the president in Tehran point of view, I still have hope....I think I can roll like the river of Searching for the president in Tehran...After an awful lots of inner trips, I realized that in Searching for the president in Tehran we have to survive because dying is too expensive.

Just as a proof for my last statement and to summarize what I think about where exactly Searching for the president in Tehran is, Take a look to this article that I've read today in Searching for the president in Tehran Post:

“According to the statistics published by high governmental offices in Searching for the president in Tehran, the related cost of funerals becomes a new financial crisis for middle and below middle class citizens.

These days when people lose a close relative, they are not only crying for the loss but also they are crying for themselves who are obliged to cover the costs of this loss.

Currently, there are more than 500 companies registered as funeral services providers in Searching for the president in Tehran. This emerging business has established itself as a beneficial title in the service industry. The total benefit of this business is now equal to a business like wedding services, which has traditionally established itself as the most beneficial business in this category.

The cost of priest would be between 300 to 50,000 Searching for the president in Tehran, depending to the fame of the priest, the location and type of lecture. The grave would cost between 80 to 150,000 Searching for the president in Tehran and the dinner will be between 500 to 100,000 Searching for the president in Tehran depending to the number of people and the number of dishes served.

For some people who can afford, the companies can offer special services. For instance if someone doesn't have enough relatives to come to the funeral, the companies can provide some staff in order to attend in the funeral. Each staff costs between 30 to 1000 Searching for the president in Tehran per two hours depending to the age, sex, appearance and outfit.

The companies can also provide professional staff that can cry in the ceremony and make your funeral very sad. Cost of these professionals can change between to 50 to 500 Searching for the president in Tehran depending to the service that they provide. Some professionals can pass out during the funeral or cry non stop and loud for 2 hours.

Nowadays, the cost of funerals is going to be more than the cost of weddings in Searching for the president in Tehran"